This is 1:03 am - and Aubrey is SOOOO tired. I thought I would share this WONDERFUL mommy experience with you... along with this wonderful morsel I came up with!
I find myself saying things that to the normal world, would sound totally perverse or beyond strange... and to another mom, it totally makes sense.
- No, those are not stickers, they're band-aids!
- Are you bleeding? A lot? Then you don't need a band-aid.
- No those aren't rockets, those are tampons...
- No, you don't need tampons yet!
- Get that out of your mouth!! Are you kidding me?!
- Don't stick that finger that's just been in your nose in your mouth.
- Where are my keys?
- The digital camera is where?!?!
- Put your clothes on! You MAY NOT go outside naked!
- Because I said so!
- I died from big balls...
- Fine! Throw your fit! I don't care! *hmph*
- Why can't you crap on the toilet?!
- Don't stick your finger there!
- Did you flush?
- CALGON!!! TAKE ME AWAY! NOW!!!
- It's mommy's medicine and NO you MAY NOT have any of my chocolate!
- Is that a coupon item/on sale/best price?
- Can the crap creep up their back in these? (diapers)
- Is it kid proof?
- You drank WHAT?!
- Oh - my - - - - ANOTHER MURAL?!?! WHAT IS THIS?! ACK! CRAP!?! ACCCCK!
- Get out of my tub, now!
- I'll only kiss so many things better, and butts is not on the list.
- Did you just pee on me?
- Where is your soothie?!
- SIT DOWN!
- COME HERE NOW!
- The cops are gonna get you if you don't buckle up!
- Chew with your mouth closed!
- How do you do this thing on the Wii?
- Come here, wipe your nose, YES! On my sleeve! Hurry up before I change my mind!
- Oh, it's just puke.
Do you have any things that you would like to share with the rest of my blog readers that you NEVER thought you'd hear yourself say?
"No! You may not use my toothbrush!" Sammy's reply was, "Mommy, I'll put it back." I don't care about that... it's where you put it first!
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing to think straight. You are too funny. I'll have to post one later.
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